I joined a tutorial contest with this Creepy☆Cute Makeup design of mine!
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American Airlines’ number (1-800-433-7300) is only one number away from a SEX HOTLINE (1-800-633-7300) IM NOT FREAKING KIDDING MY FLIGHT GOT CANCELED SO I HAD TO CALL AMERICAN AIRLINES AND THE LADY WROTE IT SO THE 4 LOOKED LIKE A 6 SO I CALLED IT AND THIS LADY JUST GOES ”MMMMM IVE BEEN WAITING FOR YOU IM SO HORNY” IM LIKE IM CRAP THIS ISN’T AMERICAN AIRLINES FRICK
when people draw your oc
you have 10 seconds to think of a way to make the average vampire movie fresh and new and exciting again
A vampire going through the daily struggles of trying to hide his ever lasting boner— as rigor mortis is an unkind friend.
The only reason people put Iggy on their songs is because they cant afford Nicki.
imagine ur otp getting snapchat and snapchatting each other stupid shit and insults
ok no imma reblog this again because: this dog looks like a necromancer. this dog looks like he raises dead from the ground and brews potions and chants and shit. this dogs a fucking necromancer
IT HAS BEGUN
THREAT LEVEL PUMPKIN
IT’S FUCKING JULY
I won’t say i’m in love
because no one wants me.
"All my ex-girlfriends are Asian."
If you’ve ever come across this charming come-on, you’ve probably been exposed to yellow fever