- Person: You've lost weight.
- Me: No I haven't.
- Person: Take the compliment.
- Me: ...I don't consider it a compliment.
- Person: I was just saying you look good.
- Me: I ALWAYS look good.
that feeling when you finally get past a really slow car
Fun History Fact: The overwhelming majority of cowboys in the U.S. were Indigenous, Black, and/or Mexican persons. The omnipresent white cowboy is a Hollywood studio concoction meant to uphold the mythology of white masculinity.
fucking ground sprinkles what the fuck
What? You commoners don’t even have enough time to grind your own sprinkles?? Well, What do I have to lose?
I WILL DO IT
I WILL EAT THE COMMONERS SPRINKLES
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